Mystery writers often have series with recurring characters, and we can well understand why. They can develop a character over many books of their career and many years of the character’s life; their readership builds a rapport with the character and is likely to snatch up the next volume when it is published; they themselves don’t have to develop a cast of characters from scratch with each book, but have at least a core figure or two all ready to go.

But the recurring character presents a realism problem. How can they account for the fact that crime happens whenever this person is about? Well, the easiest way is to make the person a private detective, a police officer, a coroner, or someone else who is presented with corpses on a regular basis, oftentimes as a result of apparent foul play. Thus they avoid the “Mayhem Parva” syndrome, as the mystery writer Robert Barnard affectionately called it (“Parva” is like “-port” or “-minster,” frequently attached to place names in the British Isles). He was a big fan of Agatha Christie, but all Christie fans know that you’d better stay away from St. Mary Mead if you value your life. For such a charming, small village, it has a hell of a murder rate, and the fact that Miss Jane Marple is there to solve the crime will be of little comfort to you and your grieving relatives. Maybe that’s why Christie wrote so few Marple mysteries: only 14 novels and 20 short stories (okay, “only” is a relative term, applicable in this case because Christie wrote 66 mystery novels and 15 collections of mystery stories in total). Miss Marple isn’t a detective; she’s just an exceedingly shrewd old lady with no illusions about human nature, her knowledge of which has been honed through decades of observant, gossipy village life.

Christie wrote far more featuring the private detective Hercule Poirot–30-plus novels and over 50 stories or novellas–even though she described him as “insufferable” and “a creep” and even (spoiler alert) killed him off in a book she wrote about 20 years into her career. She put it away in a vault and didn’t submit it for publishing until shortly before she died, writing dozens more Poirot mysteries in between. Maybe, as she said, she thought she had an obligation to keep giving the public a character they adored; maybe she just couldn’t hack the kind of pressure that Arthur Conan Doyle came under when he drop-kicked Sherlock Holmes over the Reichenbach Falls, and knew that like Doyle, she’d end up bringing her detective back from the dead. However irritating his author found him, Poirot could encounter dozens of mysteries without stretching the credulity of readers, because solving mysteries was his job, and people brought him cases.

If you find yourself on a cruise ship with this man, disembark ASAP. Or for that matter, jump into the river and brave the crocodiles.

Except that that isn’t how most* of his cases come his way. Sure, people bring him mysteries to solve, as in Dumb Witness, Mrs. McGinty’s Dead, and Cat Among the Pigeons, but look at how many times a murder just happens to happen when he’s around:

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

Death on the Nile

Murder on the Orient Express

One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

Peril at End House

Evil Under the Sun

Death in the Air

The Hollow

Murder in Mesopotamia

The Mystery of the Blue Train

I could go on. In fact, St. Mary Mead is an oasis of peace compared to the immediate surroundings of wherever Hercule Poirot happens to be. If you see his name on an airplane manifest or in the guest book of a hotel where you’re about to check in, change your plans. The man is a wrecking ball.

What is even the point of making your detective a professional detective if he mostly finds his mysteries by being in the wrong place–well, no, let’s say the right place at the right time? I think the origin of this amusing murder streak is that Christie really loved to write about places far away from London or (her other most common setting close to home) the southwest of England. In my opinion, some of her best writing comes into play when she describes locales in the Middle East, where she often accompanied her archaeologist husband, Max Mallowan. Her descriptions of English villages are desultory, almost lazy; they practically shout “Oh, you know what it looks like, post office, vicarage, tidy gardens, now let’s get to the plot”–but put her in a souk in Baghdad or at tourist stops along the Nile, and she turns out to have a gift for description. (I ought to go find a couple of examples and type them in, but I’m too lazy to do it. Read Appointment with Death, They Came to Baghdad, Death on the Nile, etc., and you’ll see what I mean, and you’ll have a great time too.) For this or whatever other reasons, she didn’t want to leave Poirot in London. She sent him abroad, and disaster followed in his wake.

*I am not quite obsessive enough to count them all up, so it’s possible that more than 50% of Poirot’s cases are, in fact, cases brought to him by clients. Feel free to out-obsess me.

We are on a week’s vacation in Mendocino, where I have never been before. I’ve seen lots of stunning photos of the stunning coast hereabouts, and now I have seen for myself how beautiful it is and have taken my own.

Tomorrow we’ll go to MacKerricher State Park and actually get down to the beach to explore some tide pools. Thus far, we have viewed, heard, and smelled the ocean from the tops of the cliffs.

Yesterday we walked out to the lighthouse on Point Cabrillo. I used to fantasize about living alone in a remote and beautiful place, and lighthouses seemed particularly appealing. I would actually find such a life very lonely; I like living with other people. But someone could sell me on a short retreat in a lighthouse, for sure. Preferably with a few resident cats, and actual lighthouse-keeper duties to fulfill.

I love the shapes trees take under the pressure of the wind off the ocean–hence this drawing of the trees beside the historic house of one of the lighthouse-keepers. One can stay in it as a vacation rental. Not, alas, in the lighthouse itself.

During today’s exploration of the botanical garden, I thought I might like to draw the branches of this tree (bush?) sometime.

Rhododendron, IIRC, in the Mendocino Coast Botanical Garden

Today began with a solo hike through a redwoods forest down to the waterfall in Russian Gulch State Park, and so it is ending with an early bedtime and pleasantly tired legs. One of the attractions of the cottage we’re staying in is its proximity to the waterfall. It’s a lovely place, built by one of our hosts and full of pieces made by the other, who is a ceramic artist. Mookie says her bed is actually quite comfortable. It doesn’t spontaneously fold up and turn her into a taco.

Mookie taco
Haskins Park, Rockport, MA. I also took a couple of photos of the cones etc., hoping an app will tell me the species.
I had been drawing the reeds in Mill Pond Park (right) when I heard a plop and saw this frog. They stayed there for a long time, even when I cautiously moved right to the edge and drew them (left).
More reeds. I’m fascinated by the patterns of their reflections, even before adding those of the clouds and trees.
Not Rockport. A beloved tree on the opposite coast, between the retreat center of Villa Maria del Mar and the ocean in Santa Cruz, CA, drawn several weeks ago.

All in my 5×7 sketchbook in graphite.

Thanks to friends of our family who owned a house near the Headlands in Rockport, Massachusetts, I got to visit this lovely town once when I was a child. All I remember from that visit is a house with circular rooms, the quality of the light in the house, and a feeling of complete delight.

When we got the chance to visit Rockport this month, I knew I had to find that house. It turned out to be easy to find online: my mother confirmed my memory of its being round, so I put “round house Rockport” into a search engine and was immediately taken to a vintage photo of the studio of Harrison Cady, who was a well-known illustrator in his day. I hadn’t remembered that it was once his house, or that he had lived in Rockport, but I knew he was related to our friends, so there you have it: that’s how they came to have a house here. Joy and I walked up to it on my first day here.

It’s right on the water:

The view from the place we’re staying is no slouch either:

From the Harrison Cady house, we went on to the Headlands, which looks out across the harbor and out to the Atlantic, which is located where an ocean ought to be. I’m sort of joking, since after 20 years living a few miles from the Pacific, I’ve stopped thinking of it as being on the wrong side, but it still feels more natural to have the water “on my right” as I face north.

Another difference between here and California is how much longer Europeans have been here in New England. You don’t see buildings from the 17th and 18th centuries in California.

This house was constructed more recently. In the period when our daughter had tiny imaginary friends everywhere, she would have loved it.

Also on my first day, we walked around the corner to the Unitarian Universalist Society. I didn’t expect it to be open on a weekday morning, but when I tried the front doors anyway, a man waiting in a car called out that he was a member, and could he help us? That question is used so often to mean “What do you think you’re doing?” that it’s hard to convey that he really meant it, but he really meant it. He and his wife had stopped by to take care of a couple of things, so they immediately gave us a tour. In the lovely, sun-drenched sanctuary, we discovered that, like UUCPA, they have a chalice shaped like a tree. Isn’t it striking? I like the nest for the flame.

They have beautiful rooms upstairs too, especially the tiny room for the tiniest children, with its windows on three sides giving views onto the ocean and town. We also got to see their solar panels, installed just last summer. Sadly, I am fitting this vacation in between Sundays, so I can’t attend a service. But it was great to meet a few UUs, who were as warm and friendly as could be.

This is as close to totality as we got in San Francisco. But at least the sky was unclouded. The “big sun” must be some kind of glare effect.

Listening to scientists describe totality, I want to see one before I die. Maybe I’ll go to Alaska in 2033, take in Denali and the Northern Lights while I’m at it. In the meantime, I’m watching it on NASA’s livestream right now.

I have been listening to people’s stories from Israel and Palestine (This American Life has had several lately) and looking at photos of the devastation. In one photo, the figure of a man standing in a doorway of a shattered building (his home?) seems so small, but also immovable in both dignity and grief. I was hearing the same in the stories, all the stories. I kept coming back to that photo until I realized that he was the person I needed to draw.

The drawing is conté crayon, about 4″ x 3″. The photo is below. I have seen it with various captions on different websites, usually with some editorial slant, but all agree that the photo is of Khan Yunis, in the southern Gaza Strip, and shows the result of an airstrike by the Israel Defense Force on December 6, 2023.

Photo by Atia Mohammed/Flash90.

I have a gym membership, but a few times recently, I’ve put together a home, calisthenics (bodyweight only, no weights) workout in order to keep up with my schedule while traveling. I liked it pretty well, so I thought maybe I would switch to these workouts entirely. It would certainly save me a lot of money. My main concern was whether they would be rigorous enough, being that we have no equipment except a couple of five-pound weights. Bodyweight is all very well, but eventually it may get too easy, and then I won’t have weights on hand to add difficulty.

I can now rest easy on that point. I did some research, created a four- or five-exercise regimen for a pull day, and started in on it. I completed one of the exercises this afternoon,  a superman, and have been knocked absolutely flat ever since. Whoof. Lying in bed, aching all over, and now going to take a couple of ibuprofen and a nice soak. It’s possible that I’ll eventually get so fit that I’ll need to get some equipment, but that time is clearly a long way off.

What I’ve been drawing for the past two weeks. One small sketchbook page of pencil and marker doesn’t seem like much, but I’ve been doing it every day–sometimes for a long stretch, sometimes for only five or 10 minutes–and making art a steady part of my life even as job, family, and household fill my time, is an effort and an anchor.

Also, there’s a story with this one. The image came into my mind of dark, receding layers of concentric and overlapping circles, and some brighter rings in the foreground. As is often the case, I had no idea why, or what it might come to mean, but I was intrigued. “Huh,” I thought. “I’ll have to draw that one of these days,” and I went on with whatever I was doing.

Well, I had just given a sermon on the difference between our popular conception of some people’s being geniuses and the much more liberating, fruit-bearing idea of occasionally having a genius, like a spirit that visits. Elizabeth Gilbert writes about this in her book Big Magic, and as soon as I read it I was captivated, or rather, freed, by it. In the sermon, I talked about ways we might invite a genius to visit us, and keep it around when it does, and the most important one was to heed what it says.

So I heard myself not-heeding. Telling the genius this wasn’t a very convenient time. And it wasn’t because I was performing open-heart surgery or driving to an urgent appointment. I just didn’t feel like sitting down and making art. All the little habits of fear and hesitation had me shooing the genius out the door. But thanks to Elizabeth Gilbert, and giving the sermon, and having so many people respond to it, this time I noticed myself saying no and how diametrically that contradicted the advice I had just given. I pushed aside my shabby excuses, got a compass out of the “Sharp things!” drawer in the art room, and tried to put on paper what the genius had shown me in my mind.

Until I said “Maybe later” to the genius, and heard myself saying it, and heard the contradiction, I didn’t realize how habitually I say “Not now.” How I am, in fact, in the habit of saying “no” rather than “yes” to the genii who, by my great good fortune, knock on my door pretty often. I am really excited to discover what might happen when I start to welcome them in.

I’ve just published my 20th Ask Isabel column. I’m still having fun.

Ask Isabel: God and infinity and eternity, oh my!

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Joy and I went to my mom’s in SoCal for the long weekend, and before plans had even taken shape, all three of us said, “Let’s go to Luna Luna!”

Luna Luna was a combination art extravaganza and amusement park, conceived by André Heller and created by an incredible roster of artists: Sonia Delaunay, Keith Haring, David Hockney, Salvador Dali, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Kenny Scharf, Rebecca Horn, Roy Liechtenstein, Georg Baselitz, and many others. Heller asked them if they wanted to create an art amusement park, and they said YES. It opened in Hamburg in 1987, ran for six weeks, and then . . . disappeared. The plans to go on to more cities fell through, and there was nothing to do but pack it all up into 44 shipping containers.

There was a documentary at the time, and these artists weren’t exactly obscure, yet it was all but forgotten. Several years ago, after pulling together a team that crucially included Drake as a funder, Heller and his son brought the pieces out of storage. A small number of them are resurrected in Los Angeles, and even though you can’t go on the rides, it really feels like an amusement park, not a gallery. After this run ends in May, Luna Luna will go to New York. Maybe one day kids will be able to ride the Keith Haring carousel and a classical violinist will once again perform with a professional flatulist in Manfred Deix’s Palace of the Winds (fart jokes were apparently even more amusing to 18th-century Austrian adults, including Mozart, than they are to 21st-century US American fourth graders).

No one need wait for another of Luna Luna’s features, however: André Heller’s Wedding Chapel. “Do you want to get married?” I joked to Joy. “Yes!” she said, sincerely, and soon we were standing before a very sweet celebrant, who took the time to ask how long we’d been together and other details of our lives, sighing sympathetically when we said our first wedding wasn’t recognized by the law. Then we picked up bouquets and I put on a top hat. Joy already had her Flying Spaghetti Monster baseball cap, and I thought that it introduced a key spiritual element, so I urged her to stick with it rather than take one of the top hats or veils the chapel offered. We re-exchanged rings and kissed. My mom video’d the whole thing, and the people gathered around cheered, while one impresario rang a bell and another took our photo. It was fun and funny and lighthearted and art-infused, just like our life together. And to look into my wife’s eyes as she was asked if she would “venture an adventure through galaxies of love” with me, and to have her gaze back as she said that she would–that was a sacred moment I will always remember.

We were married in the eyes of our family and church in 2005, and again in 2008 when the state of California opened its eyes. So now we have our third marriage certificate. It’s good to revisit our decision now and then and remind ourselves that we would marry each other all over again.

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