This Sunday my sermon will be titled “How to Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse.” Any zombie lore, jokes, wise thoughts, etc. are welcome. If I use yours, you’ll get a piece of Halloween candy.*

Meantime, I’m reading Zone One, by Colson Whitehead, absorbing zombie wisdom from our terrific Worship Associate, and pondering the difference between being alive and being undead. I may also end up sitting up late watching Shaun of the Dead.

*Offer void if all Halloween candy has been consumed.