1: Two evenings ago, Joy called me and the munchkin over to the door to the deck, saying to hurry. A young opossum was sniffing around our things (we still have some unpacked items there), maybe attracted by the lingering smells of the dinner we’d eaten out there an hour earlier. The lights were on inside and outside, and the possum must have seen us, but it didn’t seem disturbed, and just went on exploring. I had never seen one alive before, except running away from the sound of my approaching car. It was cute. Its ears were black and outspread, and we could clearly see the long fingers on its pink hands.
Our cat Luna was out there somewhere, but I guess they avoided an encounter. Luna is a non-hunter anyway–in a year and a half, she’s never brought home so much as a mouse–but in a fight with this opossum Luna would probably have come out the loser.
2. I was perplexed by a strange erosion on my desktop blotter, as if acid had been dropped on it and had eaten away several layers of paper. Then the stickers on my paper drawers mysteriously appeared partly peeled off, as if a vandal had come in and tried to remove the “New White Paper,” “One Side Printed,” and “Letterhead” labels just to create confusion for my next printing job. It wasn’t until several days later, when I actually spotted a snail on one of the plants on the desk, that I put it all together.
I was on the phone at the time, so I left it alone until I had a moment to put it outside–then I couldn’t find it. Apparently it had used its speed and wiles to get away from me. The next day, I saw it again and this time I took it outside. By that time, the rampaging beast had also eaten a hole through several papers on my desk (nothing irreplaceable). I hope it will be happier on a bush.
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September 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Kim
I used to pick snails out of my yard and throw them over the fence onto the lawn. Apparently they liked it: one snail with a distinctive marking came back for seconds and thirds, at least.
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September 27, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Amy Zucker Morgenstern
You really must read Harry Potter sometime. You only have to get up to the early chapters of the second book in order to read about an attempt to remove gnomes from a garden that is very reminiscent of the above. The gnomes bite, swear, and giggle, though, none of which I’ve ever known a snail to do.
I wonder if my snail will decide that office paper is better than any old plants, and try to hitch a ride back in.
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